This is not a joke. If you ever want to see
these people again, bring me a 5 lb.rib roast
in a plain brown bag.
This doormat is made from 100% Olefin®,
indoor/outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched
edges and printed with color-fast inks.
Care is simple, just wash with hose and brush.
Do not machine wash. Dry flat.
Size: 18 x 27 inches.